I Can’t Find My Underpants.

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I thought this was a rather clever choice for my visual, considering the subject matter.

I cannot find my underpants.

The day before yesterday, I was opening up the boxes I shipped to myself and upon opening a smallish one, I discovered I accidentally shipped a box of old magazines* to myself. These were supposed to go into storage.

In the meantime, I could not — and still cannot — find my underpants. Any of them.

Clearly, a box of magazines got mixed up with a box of underpants. Now all my underpants are in a storage unit in Chicago, while I am in an airport in New York, headed to St. Louis, with a box of magazines back at the apartment across town.

I’m good.

mary fons has lost her underpants

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5 responses to “I Can’t Find My Underpants.”

June 4, 2014

Kitty

You’re good as long as these underpants are not integrated into the Resident Library!

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June 4, 2014

Andres

One the bright side: there’s probably a lot worse places you could have accidentally sent your box of underpants than your own storage unit.

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June 4, 2014

Sydnie

Oh man, I so miss my Wonder Woman Underoos… 🙂

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June 4, 2014

Becky M

I HAD those underoos! 🙂 I think you should find some to replace your missing undies. Sounds like a shopping trip is in order.

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June 6, 2014

Lisa E

Laughing out loud in California. Too funny. At least it’s easy to get some new undies.

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