Tag: yuri is stuffy

  • Home Remedies Needed For Stuffy Nose, Stat!

    Second, get some ice cream.
    Second, put your license somewhere we can all see it.

    All hands on deck!

    Yuri either has terrible allergies, a cold, a sinus infection, or he’s been possessed by a jinn specializing in cruel bouts of sneezing and mucus production. His stuffy nose is the kind that alternates one nostril and the other. It’s a “half-stuff.”

    We tried 24-hour Claritin; it made Yuri feel worse. He tried Sudafed; same. He got plenty of rest over the weekend, since I was working the whole time, but he’s still sick or allergy-ing terribly, whichever it is. We did a dollop of VapoRub in a big bowl of boiling water and he steamed his head over that, under a big towel, just like my dad used to do. He neti-potted. He nose-sprayed. He got some of the little bands that stick to the bridge of the nose and open the passages while he sleeps and those help a little, but not a lot.

    Yes, there’s always the doctor. It’s the next step.

    Until then, educated, intuitive, Dr. Quinn-was-my-homegirl reader, what home remedies might you have for clearing a stuffy nose — or for at all relieving the symptoms I’ve outlined.

    Surely none of your suggestions will involve honey suppositories or bathing in tomato juice or anything weird like that.**

    **Fine: the weirder the better — but we do want something to work. Go!