Tag: mary fons poem

  • A Poem For Chicago.

    Aerial view of Chicago, close to the lake.
    Aerial view of Chicago, close to the lake.

    At Heather’s house, I’ve been reading from a Dorothy Parker anthology and a book of Emily Dickinson poems. I don’t have much time before we have to leave for the second day of the Quilty shoot (which is going well) but I made a poem in the time I had.

    Being in Chicago is hard. I miss this place very much. New York is not taking, I’m afraid. More on that later. For now, a poem about the day I left.

    June 1st, 2014
    by Mary Fons

    We sped down Lakeshore Drive that day —
    The train giving way to a taxi drive —
    Me and my luggage were whisked away,
    Around a quarter to five.

    Through grimy windows my eyes did see
    Steel and glass buildings standing so sure;
    Chicago’s a hard and imposing city,
    But its heart is pure.

    What have I done to my favoritest lover;
    Leaving like this, my purse grabbed in haste;
    Off to new visions and a new city’s cover,
    What a waste.

    For mercy and grace, I shall grovel and beg,
    Come June, when weather is fair;
    Chicago, lash at at the back of my leg
    It proves you care.

  • I’ll Be Back Next Spring: A Graduate School Limerick

    I'll be back.
    I’ll be back.

    There once was a woman named Fons,
    Who longed to stroll green, lushy lawns
    And seek brain diversity
    At some university
    (She was desperate for book liaisons!!)

    “To grad school!” she said with a grin,
    (For she applied and quickly got in
    To a fancy-pants school*
    Where brainiacs rule)
    “I can’t wait!” cried Fons, “Let’s begin!”

    A team of the wildest horses
    Couldn’t have dragged her from taking those courses;
    Her desire was burning
    To slurp up the learning,
    …But there were brewing unfortunate forces.

    Work travel had always excited
    The Fons; she was most delighted
    To travel in planes
    And meet Dicks and Janes
    And see all the things that she sighted,

    But suitcases don’t mix with classes,
    And soon, our hero in glasses
    Was forced to admit,
    (Though it gave her a fit!)
    Work demanded she leave the school’s grasses.

    “I’ll be back and studying soon!”
    She said, and whistled a tune;
    There was no use in crying —
    You know I ain’t lying:
    E’vry moment spent learning’s a boon.

    *University of Chicago, boo-yah