Today, a book interfered with all the work I was supposed to do. I’ll have to get up very early in the morning to catch up, but I don’t care. There was nothing I could do. Today, there could be nothing in the world — thank God — but this book, the delicate snowfall, and the pub where I sat, in the window, reading for two hours. The barstool I selected was inside Miller’s Pub, est. 1935, a Chicago institution, shielded and admired by the el at Wabash and Madison.
The book, A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago, started as a column in the Chicago Daily News 1920s. The author, Ben Hecht, is a name some of you might recognize, but if you do, I’ll bet it’s because Hecht achieved screenwriting stardom in Hollywood in the 1940s, writing or doctoring scripts a whole bunch of classic films. But before he decamped for Hollywood, Hecht was a dyed-in-the-wool Chicago newspaperman. He started writing for the dailies here when he was just 15, and he was good at what he did. What he did was write well about stuff that happened in the city he dearly loved.
Some years before the column began, Hecht left the News to work in publicity. He wanted to make more money and get away from the grind of reporting round the clock, so he went for it. He hated the publicity business, though, and was quickly miserable. His editor wanted him back and had an idea of how to get Hecht and keep him interested. He asked Hecht if he’d like to write a different sort of column for the News, one that explored the people of the city, but this time with a decidedly narrative tone. Hecht could interview people as he usually would, but then, rather than file a Q&A or a “This happened and this happened” piece of reportage, he’d have license to make the vignettes almost … poetic.
For years. In the preface to the 1922 book containing dozens of these “afternoon” characters — this is the book I couldn’t put down this afternoon — I learned that Hecht loved writing this new column so much, he’d do it when he was sick, tired, traveling, depressed, etc. He called the column “A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago” (a Scherezade riff, obviously) and he filed a column every day.
The humanity in these pieces is almost agonizing. Page after page of poignant, funny, achingly true portraits await you as the author tells Chicago through its people: prostitutes, auctioneers, homeless people, businessmen, shop girls, tattoo artists — this is all in the early 1920s, remember, but every single word is as true today as it ever was. People lose jobs and lose their families, they hope and dream, they forgive — sometimes they die, too. I was crying at the bar, trying to hide my face from the nice couple sitting to my left who were in Chicago for a nice weekend. I’m glad they didn’t ask me what I was reading; I would’ve rhapsodised and scared them away.
The book is funny and beautiful and I want to share an excerpt with you.
If you know me, you know I love Michigan Avenue. I walk up that grand boulevard and walk it all the way back down as much as I can and much more lately, since some days I just don’t know what to do with myself. On those days or any day besides, Michigan Avenue, from 9th Street to Delaware is my spinal column and it keeps me upright. So, imagine my rapture when I turned the page of Afternoons to find Hecht vignette about my street that was so right, so brilliant, so true, big, fat tears plopped onto the page as I read. There is no comfort like the comfort that comes when you see that you are known by someone who knew you before you were born.
Here is an excerpt from the “Michigan Avenue” piece from A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago, by Ben Hecht, 1921.
I have squandered an afternoon seduced from labors by this Pied Piper of a street. And not only I but everybody I ever knew or heard of was in this street, strutting up and down as if there were no vital projects demanding their attention, as if life were not a stern and productive routine.
[There] was no sign, no billboard to inspire me with a sense of duty. So we strutted—the long procession of us—a masquerade of leisure and complacency. Here was a street in which a shave and a haircut, a shine and a clean collar exhilarated a man with a feeling of power and virtue. As if there were nothing else to the day than to decorate himself for the amusement of others.
I begin to notice something. An expression in our faces as we drift by the fastidious ballyhoos of the shop windows. We are waiting for something—actors walking up and down in the wings waiting for the their cues to go on. This is intelligible. This magician of a street has created the illusion in our heads that there are adventure and romance around us.
There are two lives that people lead. One is the real life of business, mating, plans, bankruptcies and gas bills. The other is an unreal life—a life of secret grandeurs which compensate for the monotony of the days. Sitting at our desks, hanging on to straps in the street cars, waiting for the dentist, eating in silence in our homes—we give ourselves to these secret grandeurs. Day-dreams in which we figure as heroes and Napoleons and Don Juans, in which we triumph sensationally our the stupidities and arrogances of our enemies—we think them out detail by detail. Sometimes we like to be alone because we have a particularly thrilling incident to tell ourselves, and when our friends say good-by we sigh with relief and wrap ourselves with a shiver of delight in the mantles of imagination. And we live a charming hour through a fascinating fiction in which things are as they should be and we startle the world with our superiorities.
This street, I begin to understand, is consecrated to the unrealities so precious to us. We come here and for a little while allow our dreams to peer timorously at life. In the streets west of here we are what we are—browbeaten, weary-eyed, terribly optimistic units of the boobilariat. Our secret characterizations we hide desperately from the frowns of window and the squeal of “L” trains.
But here in this Circe of streets the sun warms us, the sky and the spaces of shining air lure us and we step furtively out of ourselves. And give us ten minutes. Observe—a street of heroes and heroines …
The high buildings waver like gray and golden ferns in the sun. The sky stretches itself in a holiday awning over our heads. A breeze coming from the lake brings an odorous spice into our noses. Adventure and romance! Yes—and observe how unnecessary are plots. Here in the Circe of streets are all the plots. All the great triumphs, assassinations, amorous conquests of history unravel themselves within a distance of five blocks. The great moments of the world live themselves over again in a silent make-believe.
The afternoon wanes. Our procession turns toward home. For a few minutes the elation of our make-believe in the Avenue lingers. But the “L” trains crowd up, the street cars crowed up. It is difficult to remain a Caesar or a Don Quixote. So we withdraw and our faces become alike as turtle backs.
You and Ben are kindred spirits.
this is wonderful!!!!
What did you mean when you said somedays you just don’t know what to do with yourself?
I don’t know what “boobilarist” means. I searched the word on Google and all the 7 hits that came up were references to Paper Girl blog.
Love this excerpt about Michigan Ave so much!!!!! Thanks for sharing it, and the striking illustration. Since I’ve been reading a lot recently about the Arabian 1001 nights, this was a thrilling cross-cultural reference. Storytelling has deep roots in Morocco: there I was in a seaside souq buying a little antique Berber knife for my son, and the weathered merchant insists I sit down and look at dog-eared photos from his Berber desert childhood. Magical.
Miss you, Mary, and love returning to your rich voices.
I am going to the library today to check Ben out! Cheers to Chicago and you, Mary!
Words nearly 100 years old, as alive now as then. Thanks so much for sharing!!
What a wonderful find!
You and Ben are so readable, and it’s rare to find such good writers. Would you consider suggesting novels you have loved?
I would love to read more of his exploits in Chicago… love that magical town! I too wondered what a “boobilarist” is.
Whoops! Boobalariat! I misspelled. But I’m still not sure … !
I assumes the boobilariat is the proletariat of boobs–meaning boobs the people, not the body part! 😀 A great, made up word!
Oh My! What a wonderful read. Suits you to a T! I get the same feeling laying on my lounge in the covered porch in my backyard on a sunny day watching the clouds going by. Imagining the different characters in the cloud formations floating past as I listenen to golden oldies on the radio and singing along. Brings back many pleasant memories of my childhood. Those wonderful carefree days. Thats what the book you are reading represents. And that is why it is a Great read.
NOTHING SACRED..one of my all time favorite movies…Ben was one
“heck” of a writer.
We’ Be waiting for your 21st century version of Michigan Avenue!
When I was in college on the near West Side around 1970, I would get depressed by the closed in situation in dorms there. I would spirit away downtown and get the same “adventure-romance” feeling portrayed here! Feels great to know others felt then and still feel the magic! Your life as you share it gives me the same feelings; thank you so much.
There was a Petulant Clark song popular then called “Downtown!” which shares the feeling also; if you don’t know it, give it a listen. I do miss downtown Chicago so much since moving away later in that decade.
“A shiver of delight…” – I was stumbling over “shier of delight” and had to root around in Google. I love that you found this treasure and that you shared it with us!
What a super book! Thank you for telling us and taking the time to type up the excerpt. What writing! Yippee!
Stay well Mary and keep writing.
Serendipity: good article about Ben Hecht in the Feb. 11 New Yorker.
YOU ARE KIDDING ME
Mary, what did you mean when you said you just don’t know what to do with yourself??
All will be revealed, my dear Barb! I promise. xooxox mar