PaperGirl Readers Unite: We Gotta Save Net Neutrality, People

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This is not from Wikipedia. This is from the open internet and it’s looking at you.

 

My friends, you have a task today. So do I.

We have to, have to call our members of congress and tell them to save Net Neutrality. As your favorite blogger, as your buddy, as Pendennis’s mom, I beg you to read this and make that call.

Right away, you must understand that saving Net Neutrality is not a political issue. Saving Net Neutrality has nothing to do with who you voted for for president. It’s got nothing to do with tax cuts, gun control, or the election in Alabama today.

Saving Net Neutrality is about saving ourselves from very, very big businesses that do not care about us. They do not care about me. They do not care about you. The only thing these fat cats care about is making money — all the money — and we have to stop them. At least on this, at least today.

“Mary,” you say — and you’re so annoyed because I promised to talk about the shampoo I found for my wimpy hair — “I’ve heard about this Net Neutrality thing but I’m sorry, I don’t totally get what it is or why it’s a big deal.”

I know. I totally know. This stuff is so complicated. I didn’t get it at first, either. Let me try to break it down in my own words.

Net Neutrality (sometimes called “network neutrality” or “net equality”) is the principle that internet service providers like Verizon or AT&T — governments, too — should treat all data on the internet equally. It means that pages/content won’t load faster or slower because someone decides it should. The neutrality of the net also means that if you want to find information, you’ll find it eventually. No one is blocking you from seeking and finding things if you really want to find them. We all take this access for granted because it’s always just been like this. The internet was designed to be free to roam. Think buffalo.

Let me make it practical. You don’t have to pay more to load Facebook than you do to load PaperGirl. Me n’ Zuckerberg, we load at the same speed. That’s important. All websites, like people, are created equal — or they should be.

Let’s get more detailed, though, with a different example. Let’s say BigCrafty decides to offer longarming services. Well, right now, BigCrafty can’t pay Verizon to load faster than your friend’s longarming website, because — wait for it — the net is neutral like that. It’s a level playing field. Yeah, BigCrafty can buy ads and do pop-ups, but you know you’re being advertised to and you know how big BigCraffty is, that they can afford to get all up in your bidness. A neutral, level playing field means is that your friend can, in theory, compete with BigCrafty because this is a great country. This freedom your friend has to make her longarming business a success (from her freakin’ basement!) is what makes this country great, again and again, every day.

Last week, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced plans to dismantle Net Neutrality. What that means is that powerful, huge, “too big to fail” internet providers like Comcast, Verizon, AT&T will have free reign to slow down sites they don’t like. Just because. They will be able to totally and completely block stuff out of your google searches, just like that. Zap. It means that these icky-poo companies that do not care about us will be able to slice and dice the internet into slow and fast lanes. Why? Because that would make them so, so, so much money. Because we would then have to pay to play, like we do with cable. And your friend’s longarming business? Forget it. It’ll load slower and slower and people will just go with BigCrafty because BigCrafty loads instantly. Because BigCrafty’s in bed with Verizon. Because a guy knows a guy at the FCC. Because the more little guys they squish, the more people see BigCraftsy, faster, and then the fat cats get their bonuses because the bottom line starts looking terrific. Better than ever.

You and I won’t make that money. Verizon will make it all. They will not share. Do not, under any circumstances, get that twisted. Not now. The stakes are too high on this.

I hope I explained it okay. There’s a lot more to it, I know, in terms of ramifications and how it all works. But these are the basics and you know — you know — I have come to you with “issues” so rarely. So this must be really important, right? Right. It is. I care about the internet because the internet is how you and I know each other, day in, day out on the ol’ PG. It’s just a blog. But it’s us. I don’t want Comcast’s grubby fingers all over my monkey, you guys, and I don’t want them getting in the way of what we have.

Find out who your representative is with this great little website: https://callyourrep.co and get their phone number. Then call them. Today. They’re supposed to vote on this thing on Thursday. We gotta get ahead of it. When the office of your rep picks up the phone, just tell them “Save Net Neutrality” or “stop the FCC from dismantling Net Neutrality,” or, “Save Net Neutrality or the monkey dies.”

Anything. Say anything. Whatever you do, save the internet — now.

 

14 Responses

  1. Molly
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    Here is another analogy for net neutrality: if there is no net neutrality it is equivalent to your electrical company charging you a flat rate for rolling brown outs, and you have to pay extra to upgrade to a special “no brown outs on weekdays” package. Pay even more extra to have no brown outs on weekends, and an arm and a leg to have no brown-outs on holidays. On top of that, they will charge you a special fee for using a refrigerator, or a stove, or a dryer. You can buy appliance packages to reduce those costs, but there will be no basic household appliances package – no, fridges will be priced in with air compressors, stoves will be priced in with pool pumps, and dryers will be priced in with hair dryers, quite fittingly. And of course, the appliance packages will be sponsored by specific brands – if you don’t have the latest samsung refrigerator, the package is not applicable to you.
    If net neutrality were about electricity, repealing it would be putting people in the dark. Don’t let it put information in the dark.

  2. Connie Sayler
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    Thank you for the reminder! Done!!!

  3. Michele McIntosh
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    Done!

  4. Mary
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    So tired of the big dogs always getting their way. Ma Bell, Power, Microsoft etc. are supposed to be maintained so they are not monopolizing business, but they do. Already wrote my congressmen and senators on this subject, but glad you wrote about it!♥️♥️♥️

  5. Charlotte
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    Wow! I had no idea.

  6. Laura
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    My Congressman has very little conscience about anything, but I gave it a shot anyway. Thanks, Mary.

  7. Pamela Keown
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    I have 3 representatives in Congress. I called all three. Thanks for the link to find their phone numbers.

  8. susan
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    Woohoo Mary! I just called my house representative and actually got a real person. It was a first time for me and honestly fairly exhilarating.

  9. Lauren
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    this will impact people all over the world. It’s like every Hollywood action film – only America can save the world!

  10. Lindsey
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    I had already contacted the FCC to support net neutrality, but I just called my senators and congressman. Thank you for reminding us about this issue.

  11. Summer
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    So easy to call! I used to use the online comment forms, but calling is super quick and easy. All I said was, “I want to support Net Neutrality” and they asked for my zip code, and I said “Thank you” and hung up!

  12. Barbara
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    Thanks for explaining it. Down with dismantling Net Neutrality!!!!!

  13. Brenda King
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    Thanks Mary! I had no idea! Will contact my representatives and congressman tomorrow. We need to STOP this! There’s always someone ready to spoil things for the little people, to make a fortune on us, w/o any choice on our part! Hope we can prevent this! : )

  14. Kim Jones
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    I did it, Mary! I called my Representative this morning and asked him to stop the FCC from dismantling net neutrality. Phone calls are the best way to reach your representatives rather than emails. Everyone…do it today!

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