Oh, Goody.

posted in: Day In The Life 7
They do look like they could bite you.
They sorta look like they could bite you on the ankle.

I needed to buy some barrettes the other day, so I went to my friendly neighborhood Target. I left with much more than barrettes, because that is Target’s evil way, but the barrettes were the most intellectually stimulating purchase — I just like Nutella; I don’t think about it.

In the barrette section within the hair section within the hairstyling section, there was a giant. And that giant was Goody. Heavens, the variety! Metal bobby pins, bobby pins colored like your hair, bobby pins made of silicone; barrettes with grippers, barrettes without, barrettes in neon colors, barrettes gray for the Woman of a Certain Age — and on and on. That’s not even approaching all the doo-dads (e.g., the StyleSpring), combs (e.g., teasing comb vs. compassionate comb) and the brushes (did you know there’s a brush now with toweling in it that dries your hair as you brush it?? America’s a heck of a country.)

When I got home, I had to look up Goody. I was stunned by just how many products for hair accessories one factory could make. I imagine the research and development team talking to the marketing team:

R&D: We’ve come up with something new.
MARKETING: Oh, no. (pause.) Okay, what is it?
R&D: It’s called “The Duck Tail.”
MARKETING: And what does that do?
R&D: (pause.) It gives you a duck tail.
MARKETING: Get Henry in here.

I got the name Henry from the Goody website. The origin of the company is interesting. Check it out:

At the turn of the century, Henry Goodman immigrated to the United States from the town of Gritsev in the Ukraine. With a single pushcart, he and his sons began selling rhinestone-studded hair combs on New York’s city streets. And in 1907, Goody was founded.

That’s pretty cool, isn’t it? Rhinestone hair combs from a pushcart. Think of all those lovely ladies in the early 1900s, haggling over the price of the combs, getting one down to a reasonable price of two cents from three. Remember what I said about America being a heck of a place? Goody is kinda proof. [Ed. note: I am not being paid to write this post.]

Oh, and the barrettes I got? They’re honestly the best barrettes I’ve ever used. 100% serious. They really grip and they don’t scratch.

7 Responses

  1. Jessica
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    Oh yes, the Goody company and I are very well acquainted! In fact, I have sponge rollers from Goody laying on my bathroom counter right now, just waiting for the night I decide to roll my hair and sleep on sponge rollers 🙂

    • Mary Fons
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      Oooh, Jessica! I just LOVE those! The uncomfortability? Worth it. Do it tonight!

  2. Emily
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    What kind did you buy??

    • Mary Fons
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      I tried to find the cardboard the things came on, Emily, and I can’t! I’ll go back to Target and look when I’m there. 🙂

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    A target store is coming near me in a few months, so I’ll be looking for barettes. the ones I bought for my grand daughter reciently were no use at all, (I might try to use them for quiting though) lol

  4. Penny Wright
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    LOL…I had these curlers!!

  5. elise
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    The scalp massager was my favorite!

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