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I Made a Grilled Cheese Sammich (and So Can You)

posted in: Day In The Life, School 7
Mine looked a little like that! Photo: Wikipedia.
Mine looked a little like that! Photo: Wikipedia.

 

You know what’s really adorable?

What’s adorable is how many students I see in class or on campus eating lunch they brought from home.

Do you feel me on this? There’s just something about seeing a stranger take a fork and a Tupperware container out of her tote bag and dig into whatever it is she put together before she left the house that morning. It’s hard to explain why it’s sweet, exactly; it just is. It’s comforting to see someone who appears to have thought ahead. Someone who’s not wasteful. Someone trying to be careful with her money, maybe. (Buying a quick lunch in the Loop every day for a week will set you back anywhere from 50 to 100 bucks, depending on whether you want extra avocado and/or a small cup of water, for example.)

Yes, it’s heartening to see someone skipping the lunch lines and taking a seat on a bench, sovereign. It reminds us that there are other ways. We can be adults. We don’t have to hemorrhage money every day on pre-wrapped salads and muffins. There are options.

Today, I took the brown bag lunch option: I made myself a grilled cheese to take to school.

The bread got buttered on both outside sides. The pan got heated up. Muenster got torn into pieces and placed, lovingly, in between the thick slices. Into the pan my sammich went. Once I heard sizzling, I smooshed the squares down a few times with the spatula and then put the lid on the pan so it could get hotter in there and melt the cheese, please.

The flip is hard, not just because the maneuver itself is tricky — and it is — but because it’s hard to know just when to flip a grilled cheese. You really want a nice toast, so you can’t flip too soon. But leave it on too long and you’re movin’ to Scorch City.

Fortunately for me today, the flip was perfect. My grilled cheese looked good enough to be photographed for a slightly off-brand, low-production-value food magazine. I wrapped it carefully in aluminum foil, put it in a lunch bag with a napkin and a cookie, and I got out the door.

It smelled so damn good, and I was so blinkin’ hungry, I ate half of it in the elevator on the way down.

Pendennis Picks Plays!

posted in: PaperGirl Archive 1
High school kids doing a musical. From such humble beginnings... Image: Wikipedia.
High school kids doing a musical. From such humble beginnings… Image: Wikipedia.

 

If you like to put on little plays in your living room, this is the blog for you, as sometimes I write little plays. Some might be more “dialogues” than plays, but it won’t matter if you really want to have some fun. Grab a buddy and go back and forth! All these scripts are what my actress friend Kristina calls “two-handers”, or plays for two people.

Here are three of my favorite scripts. One is from almost five years ago!

  1. How I Imagine the Interview for Employment Goes at This One Coffee Shop on Michigan Avenue
    If this is the way it goes, at least it will explain a few things for Lord’s sake.
  2. ‘Cynthia!’ A 10-Minute Play
    A fan favorite. And last summer, I got someone way better than Cynthia, by the way: I got Carmen!
  3. ‘I’ll Be Entertaining This Weekend’
    So… This is really funny, you guys. It’s old. And it still made me laugh. So check this one out for sure. (I am so weird.)

Love,
Mary In The Weeds

Pendennis Picks Three!

posted in: PaperGirl Archive 3
A picture of the Kosovo Ballet troupe performing "Flight towards the light" in 2013. Why not? Image: Wikipedia.
A picture of the Kosovo Ballet troupe performing “Flight towards the light” in 2013. Why not? Image: Wikipedia.

 

I’m afraid Doctor Faustus is not finished Fausting himself into a froth, yet — and the clock is ticking.

Since going two days without posting doesn’t feel right — but I really do need to keep turning pages and finish two big articles for the newspaper — tonight I’m going to lean on Pendennis to select from my robust archive not one, not two, but three posts he thinks are worth going back and checking out. Everyone wins!

For your enjoyment, the monkey has selected:

  1. Pesto Recipe… From the PaperGirl Kitchen
    Wherein I talk about pesto and tell you how I make mine and possibly confuse you but it’s fun.
  2. If You Can, You Must
    A fan favorite from 2014. Still true.
  3. ‘Colleen, This One’s For You’
    A year ago next month, I met one of the sweetest ladies ever, quite by a hilarious accident. I love you, Colleen.

Pendennis would like you to note that a PaperGirl Archive Roundup like you have just been given might happen again in the next couple of days if I don’t get some of my homework done. He is very serious about this.

Think of archive posts like reruns! Sometimes they’re sort of comforting.

You, Me, and Doctor Faustus

posted in: School 5

A 17th century cover for a different Doctor Faustus (except if you've seen one Mephisto, you've seen 'em all, am I right??) Image: Wikipedia.

 

The following is an imaginary convo between you and me but it’s like, super real. 

YOU: Why the long face?

ME: I have to read all of Thomas Mann’s Doctor Faustus by Tuesday. For school.

YOU: That’s that one about the guy who sells his soul to the devil for fame and glory, right?

ME: Pretty much.

YOU: And he’s got the good angel on one shoulder and the devil on another, doesn’t he?

ME: Yep.

YOU: It’s not Shakespeare, is it? Isn’t Doctor Faustus a really old story?

ME: (Sighs.) There are a million versions. Thomas Mann’s was published in 1947 and it’s this classic, scary story, retold in modern times, but it’s also big, intricate allegory for Germany under fascism. It’s incredible. This book is like… It’s a brocade. A tapestry. But all that richness don’t make it fast reading. And I’m only on page 150.

YOU: Out of?

ME: Out of 534.

YOU: (Whistles.) Why are you talking to me, kid? You better this laptop and crack that book.

ME: I’m sleepy and I’m grumpy!

YOU: You’re in grad school! This is how it works! You read long books and you read ’em fast! What do you think you’re paying for?

ME: I have to write a response paper tooooooo —

YOU: Mary Katherine Fons, I am about to take this blog away from you. Go get that book. Get yourself some tea, pull Pendennis into your lap, and quit yer bellyachin’. Mann’s novel is a masterpiece and your heart, brain, and soul are being nourished and enriched with every sentence you read.

ME: Maybe I could sell my soul to Mephistopheles and just snap my f—

YOU: Mary!

The ‘Scout’ is IN: The Century of Progress Quilt Contest

posted in: Day In The Life 10
Confession: This image of a Century of Progress quilt was not found on Wikipedia. I found it on  UK Pinterest. I'm not proud of what I've done.
Confession: This image of a Century of Progress quilt was not found on Wikipedia. I found it on UK Pinterest. I’m not proud of what I’ve done.

 

Do you like scandals? Do you like quilts? Do you like quilt scandals??

If you answered “yes” to one or more of those questions, you are going to love the latest Quilt Scout. Check out my latest Quilt Scout column on the Sears & Roebuck Quilt Contest at the 1933 Chicago World’s Fair. You can click right here  and you will get a fascinating education.

While you’re doing that, I’m going to pack for TV taping and go to bed for Lord’s sake.

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